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L’Amourose Prism V: In Which I Listen to My Body
The L’Amourose Prism V deeply confuses me. Not because I don’t like it, but because it took everything I thought I knew about how I liked my vibrations and upended them completely. Normally, I’m a fan...
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OhMiBod Wanderlust: Be Still, My Tacky Heart
Let’s just get it out in the open: The OhMiBod Wanderlust is one of the tackiest luxury vibrators I’ve ever seen, and I actually really like that about it. See, I have “bad” taste1. I like bubblegum...
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WeVibe Rave: My Clit is an Enigma
I received the much anticipated WeVibe Rave way back at the beginning of this year. If you’re not familiar with it, it’s a very uniquely-shaped G-spot vibrator complete with a super-powerful motor....
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Tantus Gary and Uncut #2: The Squish of Dreams
One might think that because I’ve been writing about sex toys for over four years now, I would have some kind of ultra-elaborate routine – a set-up fit for a queen. In a way, I do: I have something...
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The We-Vibe Sync
There’s a reason We-Vibe is one of my absolute favorite companies: They listen to their customers and they actually innovate. The brand new We-Vibe Sync is evidence of their commitment to those ideals....
View ArticleReview: FunFactory Stronic Bi Fusion
Truly, I should have known better. But, ever the optimist, I really hoped that the FunFactory Bi Stronic Fusion would somehow defy logic and expectation. What It Is If you’re unfamiliar with the...
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Jack-a-Thon 2017: Five Toys, One Blogger
Late last week, I realized that my review queue had grown wildly long between the end of last summer and this spring. Somehow, I’d amassed something like ten new toys, either explicitly for review...
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The O-WAND: Is it the Ultimate in Luxury?
The O-WAND makes me think of fast cars, warm beaches, and — oddly enough — Dirt Devils. I was skeptical when O-WAND reached out to me to review their flagship product. When a toy is priced over $199,...
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The Tenga Iroha Stick and Pleasure Politics
Every once in a while, a product comes along that reminds me of the importance of considering factors outside of sheer power. These products make me really question what a good toy is, what it means to...
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Womanizer vs Satisfyer: Clash of the Clit Suckers
It’s taken me quite a while to gather my thoughts on this whole “suction”-based toy trend. In reality, I’m fairly certain that these things work by using puffs of air and a vibrating motor, but since I...
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